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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 16:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Does alchemy really exist?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

What are some good tips for dealing with unmedicated ADHD?

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

Why was Meghan Markle's Emmy nomination revoked, and how will it impact her Hollywood career?

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

Can relationship issues cause depression?

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

IPOs That Launched Like Rockets — and Those That Flew Straight Into a Wall - PYMNTS.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Astronomers discover 15 new giant radio galaxies — the largest single objects in the universe - Space

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

He said he loves me, but why is it difficult for him to leave his wife?

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Solar Stocks Dive As Senate Bill Keeps Cuts To Solar, Wind Energy Incentives - Investor's Business Daily

Then came..

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Apple issues urgent warning to all 1.8 billion iPhone users - ladbible.com

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

United says it will slash Newark fares to win back travelers after airport chaos - NJ.com

Minds and Behinds

No way

No go.

US moves to relocate non-essential personnel from the Middle East amid heightened security concerns - CNN

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

Do you think that Trump's plan to deport undocumented immigrants will solve America's housing crisis?